Quote

I like films with lesbians in them because it’s nice to think there are attractive women out there who can’t find a boyfriend.

Pattrick, Coupling

nice bag

work?

Who needs a truck?

Stand up

I think a great think for a stand up comedian to have would be a unique birthmark. I mean, if it was good enough they could spend a good twenty minutes talking about just that and nothing else. Say a person had a birthmark that resembled a man practicing the ancient Chinese art of sucking one’s nuts up into their @$$. Now that would be a topic for MANY jokes. I’m just saying.
“Giggity giggity giggity…All riiiight”

Can’t hold it!

I got out of the shower this morning and really had to pee. I don’t pee in the shower. Let me amend that. I don’t generally pee in the shower. I pee in the shower at other people’s homes because I don’t like to sit on toilet seats that are not my own. I’m not saying that I pull open the shower curtain and let it fly into the tub when I have to go. What I mean here is that I pee in the shower at other people’s homes when I am taking a shower.

HA HA

Deer

I was wondering if nonnative Iowans ever wonder, “what the deal is with all the yellow signs. And how do the deer know to cross there anyway?”

superman

If I were Superman what would I purchase at Target?

great sign

Can you out run this dog?