Quagmire thoughts

“Giggity giggity giggity…All riiiight”

Quote

I like films with lesbians in them because it’s nice to think there are attractive women out there who can’t find a boyfriend.

Pattrick, Coupling

October 30, 2006 Posted by | quote | Leave a comment

nice bag

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October 30, 2006 Posted by | hot | Leave a comment

work?

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Who needs a truck?

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October 30, 2006 Posted by | Funny and Weird, truck | Leave a comment

Stand up

I think a great think for a stand up comedian to have would be a unique birthmark. I mean, if it was good enough they could spend a good twenty minutes talking about just that and nothing else. Say a person had a birthmark that resembled a man practicing the ancient Chinese art of sucking one’s nuts up into their @$$. Now that would be a topic for MANY jokes. I’m just saying.
“Giggity giggity giggity…All riiiight”

October 30, 2006 Posted by | Funny and Weird, Odd thoughts | Leave a comment

Can’t hold it!

I got out of the shower this morning and really had to pee. I don’t pee in the shower. Let me amend that. I don’t generally pee in the shower. I pee in the shower at other people’s homes because I don’t like to sit on toilet seats that are not my own. I’m not saying that I pull open the shower curtain and let it fly into the tub when I have to go. What I mean here is that I pee in the shower at other people’s homes when I am taking a shower.

October 30, 2006 Posted by | Funny and Weird, Odd thoughts | Leave a comment

HA HA

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Deer

I was wondering if nonnative Iowans ever wonder, “what the deal is with all the yellow signs. And how do the deer know to cross there anyway?”

October 30, 2006 Posted by | deer, Odd thoughts | Leave a comment

superman

If I were Superman what would I purchase at Target?

October 30, 2006 Posted by | Odd thoughts, Superman | Leave a comment

great sign

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Can you out run this dog?

October 30, 2006 Posted by | dog, sign | Leave a comment

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